There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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