Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
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First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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