We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
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