Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
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Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
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Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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