P.S. I can't hear my feet
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
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Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
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He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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