What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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