I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
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I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
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do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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