Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
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PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
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i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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