Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
When are your genitals available?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
