16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
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He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
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The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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