Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
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