I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
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Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
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Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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