My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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