Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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