No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
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Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
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ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
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