i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
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They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
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GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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