I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I have demons in me.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
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Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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