Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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