omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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