I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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