woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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