READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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