I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
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