I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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