But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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