I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
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Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
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Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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