is your mom at the bar?
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Blow job season was short but glorious.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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