do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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