Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
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Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
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I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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