He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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