my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
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I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
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low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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