he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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