Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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