i jhust puked up my retainher.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
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I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
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All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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