My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
whose parrot is this?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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