i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Randomize
