Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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