I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
they're like a gay fantastic four
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Randomize
