i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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