Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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