His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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