hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
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