ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
50% drunk capacity currently
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
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