YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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