Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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