Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
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you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
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There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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