my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
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It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
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My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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