all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
third nipple confirmed
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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