Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Randomize
