Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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