Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
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