What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Four minutes until I can fart!
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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