I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
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I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
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Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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