You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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