i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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