***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
My vagina is very pro this idea
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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